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What’s Up this Wizard’s Sleeve?

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 28, 2018
  • Baseball

ATTN: Nerds This is not a lesson in quantum mechanics nor my TAKE on Statcast. Included below are regular words. Michael Kopech has a damn hose for a right arm.  To say there has was […]

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Blind Squirrel (NFL) gets their Nut (“Rodgers Rule”)

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 25, 2018August 25, 2018
  • NFL

  Everyone knows a perennial dumbass.  They fail to deliver when nearly any opportunity presents itself, IE that coworker – you know who I’m talking about.  Let’s not forget that friend who regularly shoots their […]

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Name a More Iconic Coaching Staff. I’ll Wait.

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 22, 2018
  • NBA

Beale Street, Bluff City. David Fizdale had the balls to play God and erase the Grit n Grind reputation built in Memphis.  Setting out to do things “the Miami Heat way,” the former understudy to Erik […]

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TAKE EATER: This D-Backs Pitcher has Hitters in his Back Pocket – Literally

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 20, 2018August 20, 2018
  • Baseball

Does everyone remember your parents asking a question that they damn well already knew the answer to? “Have you been to any internet site lately that you shouldn’t be on?” or how about “Is there […]

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Daniel Cormier Shares his Desire to be Inside Brock Lesnar’s Ass

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 19, 2018August 19, 2018
  • MMA

  Damn Daniel back at it again……. Let’s not assume anything here – I’m sure DC just got excited and hit send before proofreading (S/O Herm Edwards).  We all know he is just talkin’ noise […]

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WHO GOT THEM FLAMES!?

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 19, 2018August 19, 2018
  • WHO GOT THEM FLAMES?!

Name the flame

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M&Ms guy: Not an Acronym for Marlins Man

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 19, 2018
  • Baseball

Lawrence Levy aka Marlins Man might be the most recognizable sports fan – ironically attending most major sporting events that do not involve the baseball team in Miami.  You can’t miss this orange badass sitting […]

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BREAKING: Oklahoma State Football Cancels their Season; Recruiting Skyrockets

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 18, 2018August 19, 2018
  • NCAA Football

ATROCITY: Mike Gundy no longer has a mullet! pic.twitter.com/IwsVbfCLVC — Allan Bell (@AllanBell247) August 18, 2018   The college football community is in mourning today as Mike Gundy has shed the party and closed the […]

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Brett McMurphy needs sleep

  • by daddy long legs
  • Posted on August 17, 2018August 19, 2018
  • NCAA Football

Brett McMurphy is a junkyard dog.  Maybe Brett is a degenerate gambler and put the mortgage on the UNDER for Ohio State’s win total in 2018, which is currently at 10 (Over +105/Under -135), according […]

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