What’s Up this Wizard’s Sleeve?
ATTN: Nerds This is not a lesson in quantum mechanics nor my TAKE on Statcast. Included below are regular words. Michael Kopech has a damn hose for a right arm. To say there has was […]
Blind Squirrel (NFL) gets their Nut (“Rodgers Rule”)
Everyone knows a perennial dumbass. They fail to deliver when nearly any opportunity presents itself, IE that coworker – you know who I’m talking about. Let’s not forget that friend who regularly shoots their […]
Name a More Iconic Coaching Staff. I’ll Wait.
Beale Street, Bluff City. David Fizdale had the balls to play God and erase the Grit n Grind reputation built in Memphis. Setting out to do things “the Miami Heat way,” the former understudy to Erik […]
TAKE EATER: This D-Backs Pitcher has Hitters in his Back Pocket – Literally
Does everyone remember your parents asking a question that they damn well already knew the answer to? “Have you been to any internet site lately that you shouldn’t be on?” or how about “Is there […]
Daniel Cormier Shares his Desire to be Inside Brock Lesnar’s Ass
Damn Daniel back at it again……. Let’s not assume anything here – I’m sure DC just got excited and hit send before proofreading (S/O Herm Edwards). We all know he is just talkin’ noise […]
WHO GOT THEM FLAMES!?
Name the flame
M&Ms guy: Not an Acronym for Marlins Man
Lawrence Levy aka Marlins Man might be the most recognizable sports fan – ironically attending most major sporting events that do not involve the baseball team in Miami. You can’t miss this orange badass sitting […]
BREAKING: Oklahoma State Football Cancels their Season; Recruiting Skyrockets
ATROCITY: Mike Gundy no longer has a mullet! pic.twitter.com/IwsVbfCLVC — Allan Bell (@AllanBell247) August 18, 2018 The college football community is in mourning today as Mike Gundy has shed the party and closed the […]
Brett McMurphy needs sleep
Brett McMurphy is a junkyard dog. Maybe Brett is a degenerate gambler and put the mortgage on the UNDER for Ohio State’s win total in 2018, which is currently at 10 (Over +105/Under -135), according […]
